The Official Uniform of the Unemployed

The fly is a lie!

Pajama Jeans–  all the benefits of feeling unemployed complete with an undeserved sense of entitlement without the shame of looking unemployed.

Now you can saunter around Wal-Mart like you own the place, snubbing your nose at all those classless cretins in sweatpants and Spongebob print pajamas.

Need a new pair of fat pants? Look no further than Pajama Jeans! Every day can be a fat day! Made from cotton with no stifling buttons or zippers, the pants will expand with you!

Goes great with your SnapOn Smile!

America the Beautiful

Today, I picked up a healthy lunch of soup and a sandwich from Wawa. As I walked out to my car, wearing my office attire of grey slacks and a cute pink sweater, I was hit on by a guy. This is not an unusual occurrence. This guy, however, was wearing green sweatpants over red mesh shorts over plaid boxers. I know this because they were all hanging out of his pants like the national flag of white trash America.

He was also carrying a 2 year old girl who looked like she had never been bathed in her poor short life.

Really, dude?