Things I Wish the Rapture Took Away

May 22, 2011 § Leave a comment

If I'm getting left behind, please at least take:

* Nickelback
* The Bubble Guppies
* Calories
* Snow
* Movies based on board games
* Men who talk like thugs
* People who call cupcakes “cuppies”
* Men who turn their last names into some form of verb
* Anyone who stands still on escalators
* Anyone who uses the term “heartstrings”
* Ed Hardy and everyone at Affliction
* Reality TV
* Mondays and Wednesdays
* Whoever canceled Invader Zim

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