Ten Oscars I’m Nominated For

February 28, 2011 § Leave a comment

Most Creative Use of Space.

Best Supporting Actress in the Role of “Reluctant Mother.”

Most Creative Use of Accessories to Disguise Wearing the Same Outfit for Two Consecutive Days.

Best Use of Profanity in a Hand Gesture.

Best Original Valentine for “Cockroach Named After Ex-Boyfriend.

Best Invention of New Words.

Most Awkward Human Being.

Best Use of Gastronomic Pyrotechnics in a Bathroom Stall.

Best Hygienic Editing.

Best Sound Editing in Less Than Stellar Sexual Situations.

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