Ten Oscars I’m Nominated For
February 28, 2011 § Leave a comment
Best Supporting Actress in the Role of “Reluctant Mother.”
Most Creative Use of Accessories to Disguise Wearing the Same Outfit for Two Consecutive Days.
Best Use of Profanity in a Hand Gesture.
Best Original Valentine for “Cockroach Named After Ex-Boyfriend.”
Best Invention of New Words.
Most Awkward Human Being.
Best Use of Gastronomic Pyrotechnics in a Bathroom Stall.
Best Hygienic Editing.
Best Sound Editing in Less Than Stellar Sexual Situations.