Ben & Jerry’s Next Flavor? – Victoria’s Secret Recipe

February 25, 2011 § Leave a comment

Or maybe they can name it Titty Twister.

Anyway, I think the missing ingredient in Ben & Jerry’s Everything But The… flavor has been discovered.

What's missing...?

Fresh breast milk

Sounds delicious right? Just like mom used to make? I’ve got the real recipe: it’s breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest which is churned into ice cream. It sells for $24 a serving.

Cue: every pregnant woman running off to buy the ice cream maker attachment for her KitchenAid.


You're thinking twice about this flavor now, huh?

Icecreamists (a London ice creamery) founder Matt O’Connor advertised for breast milk donations and believes his new recipe will be a success.

“If it’s good enough for our children, it’s good enough for the rest of us,” he said. “Some people will hear about it and go yuck – but actually it’s pure organic, free-range and totally natural.”

There’s something about referring to a woman as “free-range” that completely creeps me out. Thank God we’re not kept in tiny cages we can’t even turn around in while we’re forced to produce gallons of breast milk a day. No, we are free to roam the cities, producing breast milk of our own free will.

And making ice cream with it.

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