Adult School

February 4, 2011 § Leave a comment

Classes I would take:

Taxes 103: Where the Fuck Did my Paycheck Go

Appropriate Places to Tell Jokes

Groceries 101

Cover Letter Writing 202: Karaoke is Not a Skill

Cooking for One: Intro to Your Stove

Science of Movement: How to Get Out of Bed & Other Necessary Actions

Garment Geometry: The Underwear Radius

Motivational Arts

Social Sciences 309: Black Tie Events & Art Galas- Etiquette & Meeting Fascinating People

Spacial Science: Getting that Last Glass to Fit in the Dishwasher

Transportation 102: How Buses Work

Nutrition 101: Cupcakes are Not a Food Group

Entomology: Bugs & How to Kill Them

The US Postal Service: What the Fuck Is This Shit

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