The Official Uniform of the Unemployed

January 2, 2011 § 1 Comment

The fly is a lie!

Pajama Jeans–  all the benefits of feeling unemployed complete with an undeserved sense of entitlement without the shame of looking unemployed.

Now you can saunter around Wal-Mart like you own the place, snubbing your nose at all those classless cretins in sweatpants and Spongebob print pajamas.

Need a new pair of fat pants? Look no further than Pajama Jeans! Every day can be a fat day! Made from cotton with no stifling buttons or zippers, the pants will expand with you!

Goes great with your SnapOn Smile!

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