How to Make the Ultimate Mega Super M&M

December 30, 2010 § Leave a comment

Whenever I eat M&Ms, I hold two between my fingers and squeeze them together until one of them cracks. I eat the cracked one and continue this process until there is one left- a champion M&M in this deadly game of candy-gladiators.

I send the champion to the M&M headquarters with a note attached that reads “use this M&M for breeding purposes.”

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