Million Dollar Fetish Porn Idea

December 2, 2010 § Leave a comment

Rubbing pie on pot bellies.

Women don’t yet know they love it, but they will. Let’s get a bunch of pot-bellied men and rub pie all over their big tummies. Apple, blueberry, pumpkin, rhubarb… The meringue in lemon and key lime pies could have a nice effect. The men will say things like, “make it a la mode, baby!” and “Ready the Reddi-Whip!”

The hairier, the better! There will be chunks of crumbling pie crust snared in chest hair. I want to see deep navels filled with gooey pie cherries. I want coconut cream creeping slowly along the crease between belly and man boobs! And I want gorgeous women in ridiculously tall heels with a pie in each hand and a devilish grin.

Bring me my money. You’re welcome, world.

Lights, camera, action all my hotties with the potsies! <3

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