Proof Cats Are Better
November 29, 2010 § Leave a comment
Cat vs Spricket– Spricket gets knocked out of the air mid leap & cat devours the thing before it hits the kitchen floor.
Dog vs Spricket- Spricket hops around, confusing dog. Dog crouches into play stance and swats spricket. Spricket leaps some more. Dog swats with a heavy paw, knocking off a leg. Spricket uses remaining leg to pathetically propel itself around the floor. Dog knocks off other leg. Spricket rolls around the floor. Dog swats spricket across room, then crushes it. Spricket legs, body and JUICES are now streaked all over kitchen floor.