Chocolate Everything!!!!!!!!!

November 18, 2010 § Leave a comment

Who the hell decided what could be covered in chocolate and what couldn’t? I suppose it started with fruits- strawberries, bananas, raspberries- and then went on to nuts- almonds, peanuts, whatever…

Woah, back up! In the presumably hundreds+ years we’ve been covering our food in chocolate, we never even finished the fruits! What about grapes? Apples? Mango? Did someone decide these fruits weren’t chocolate-worthy? Did we ever even try? I mean, we started covering INSECTS in chocolate! Was there really no better option?

Would you rather choke down a dry gulletful of chocolate covered grasshoppers or explore a tantalizing mix of chocolate and some choco-virgin citrus fruit?

Come on! Finish the fruits so we can move on. We cover bacon in chocolate now so we’ve got to be superclose to chocolate dipped filet mignon.

Oh, yeah. Mama likes a little au jus in her chocolat!


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