America the Beautiful

October 21, 2010 § Leave a comment

Today, I picked up a healthy lunch of soup and a sandwich from Wawa. As I walked out to my car, wearing my office attire of grey slacks and a cute pink sweater, I was hit on by a guy. This is not an unusual occurrence. This guy, however, was wearing green sweatpants over red mesh shorts over plaid boxers. I know this because they were all hanging out of his pants like the national flag of white trash America.

He was also carrying a 2 year old girl who looked like she had never been bathed in her poor short life.

Really, dude?

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