An Actual Conversation with my Mother
September 19, 2010 § Leave a comment
Mom: your cat is laying on the floor looking at me upside down with her paws curled
Me: my cat. the one you won’t give back to me
Mom: she just scratched her face. I just love her soooo much. She’s affectionate with me.
Mom: i just spilled beer on her
Me: and you repay her by spilling beer on her
Mom: I think she liked it