Why I Hate Spiders… Stupid Show Offs

September 16, 2010 § Leave a comment

Spiders are brilliant artisans of the macabre, but they must also be kind of dumb. They’re always like, “Hey… I’m going to build this gorgeously intricate, nearly invisible death net and then sit in the middle of it so everyone knows I made it! MINE!” Which is fine for those artists who don’t use their artwork to physically feed themselves, but come on, spiders. We can all see you. Even the bugs now know the location of your dinner table.

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