Ten Things for Which a Spork is Useless

May 4, 2010 § Leave a comment

1) Fending off and/or decapitating zombies

2) Cutting food into pieces small enough that the spork can actually pick them up

3) Scratching those hard to reach places

4) Eating soup and/or noodles

5) Stabbing people

6) Scratching the middle of your back

7) Building sandcastles

8) Appearing sophisticated

9) Lock picking

10) Blowing your nose into

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

What’s this?

You are currently reading Ten Things for Which a Spork is Useless at Alison Heller.

meta

%d bloggers like this: