10 Silly Things my Puppy Inexplicably Protects Me From
December 15, 2009 § Leave a comment
Because he thinks they’ll hurt me or something.
1) Nail clippers
2) My blow dryer/ diffuser
3) Gingerbread Men (well, that may be justified)
4) Hair products in general
6) The stove/ oven (this might be justified as well, but I maintain that I have improved! Gingerbread Zombies = proof!
7) Empty boxes (hey! Something terrifying might suddenly pop out of one!)
8 ) The shower
9) Anything with wheels, be it a car or a roller skate
10) Bugs (Watch out for that hopping thing with too many legs! Don’t worry, mom! I’ll get it!)