Non-Stick Veggie Labels
November 10, 2009 § Leave a comment
I would like a job in the etching-fruit-with-lasers industry. I would relabel a kumquat as Magical Unicorn Fruit & blast Do Not Eat on every disgusting tomato in the world.
Oh the subliminal messaging opportunities! There would be a legion of eggplant worshippers. They would even build their own eggplant church.
I’m going to go ahead & plant a peach orchard now. When the peaches are ready, I’ll buy a laser-etcher & print the Harry Potter & Twilight series’ on my peaches. I will sell so many peaches.