Bumper Stickers: Weeding Out the Idiots Since Cars & Stickers Were Invented
November 3, 2009 § Leave a comment
Hey! If you’re a female driving a vehicle with New Jersey plates, I’m pretty sure you’re a “Jersey Girl.” Thanks for clarifying it with that sticker though! I had no idea hibiscus flowers were native to the ever-tropical land of toxic waste and hypodermic needles.
Also, thank you for painting your car CAMOFLAGUE. Now when you hit me it will be clear to the cops that you were hunting. If I hit you, I didn’t see you. You should have painted an orange hunting vest onto your pickup truck.