The 23rd Thing
October 9, 2009 § 1 Comment
The 23rd thing that happened to her that day was that she found herself in the middle of a scene-in-progress in the new Quentin Tarantino movie. Hey! Get the fuck off my set, Tarantino said, but then he had a change of heart and offered her a role if she agreed to full nudity and some kind of violently sexual death scene. She said she would do it if she could keep her panties on, but Tarantino said no panties so she thanked him and kissed his sweaty pervy forehead and that was the end of her dark cult movie career.