Lazy Girl’s Recipe Book: French Toast

Toasty, sweet, delish and cheap!

Breakfast is the most delicious meal ever, but eh. Who wants to go through all the hassle of whisking, cooking, flipping, and then cleaning all the syrup off of everything… Blah! This may be my laziest recipe yet!

You will need:
Bread
Butter
Syrup

1) Toast bread.
2) Apply butter
3) Dip in syrup.
4) Nom!

Lazy Girl’s Recipe Book: Spaghetti Tacos

MexItalian Goodness

If you’re a Lazy Girl like me, you probably have no clean dishes or forks. This can pose a problem when you’re craving pasta. Luckily, I have a solution that doesn’t involve cleaning!

You will need:

Noodles
Sauce
Taco Shells

1) Boil water.

2) Throw in some noodles and let them boil until they look more like noodles than sticks.

3) Heat up the sauce.

4) Mix sauce and noodles together.

5) Put them in taco shells and call it a Mexican Italian fusion.

Lazy Girl’s Recipe Book- Bagel Pizzas

When was the last time you had a bagel pizza? The answer should be, “5 minutes ago” or, “I’m eating one right now.” Otherwise something is wrong. SO preheat that oven to 350 ° and get ready for your tastebuds to be begging on their knees.

Oh, Hell Yes.

You Will Need:
1 bagel
Some spaghetti sauce
Shredded cheese
Whatever toppings

1) Did you preheat the oven yet? I’ll wait.

2) Spread some sauce on both halves of your bagel.

3) Sprinkle some cheese on that sauce. Little more. More. Good.

4) I found leftover turkey meatballs in my fridge. Aww Yeah! But you can put whatever you want on top. Or just more cheese.

5) Place those puppies on a cookie sheet and pop them in the oven for 10 minutes.

6) Enjoy with a glass of Cab Sauv because we are classy bitches.

Lazy Girl’s Recipe Book

This is the first recipe in what I hope will be a series of Lazy Girl Recipes. It was kind of inspired by Pierre Herme’s Ketchup Macarons.

Today, I’m going to be “making” (I use that term loosely) Potato Chip & Ketchup Macarons. Macarons are 90% technique and skill (words not in the Lazy Girl’s vocabulary) and 10% ingredients.

These tasty, salty, snack-ready macarons are 100% ingredients and require absolutely no skill at all.

Potato Chip and Ketchup Macarons

You Will Need:
1 bag of potato chips, any flavor, shape or style
1 bottle of ketchup, preferably a squeeze bottle

1) Lay out some potato chips on a plate.

2) Put some ketchup in the middle of the chips.

3) Top with another potato chip.

4) Eat your Potato Chip & Ketchup Macarons in your underwear while flipping between Real Housewives of Wherever and a Slap Chop infomercial because you can’t decide if the Slap Chop guy is sexy. Is he? He kind of is. Nah.